Mother-in-law (ha) Motorcycle for Sale
by Robert
(parts unknown)
Well, my mother-in-law (ha) motorcycle for sale is around 78 years old so you might call her "vintage" only that seems too classy and kind. Her engine seems a little weak and her electric seems to be shorting out. She has a bad, I mean seriously bad look about her.
Her seat is a little fluffy and more than a little floppy. It sorta hangs over her frame which by the way is also worn and weak.
Is this enough info about what I have for sale?
Oh ps I definitely would not recommend riding her but I don't know she just might be interested.
She comes
free to a good or bad home. I will box her up for you and pay for shipping to anywhere and I do mean anywhere (read: any frickin' place that will take her).
Thank you kindly and if you see this classified on
GoGoCycles Used Motorcycles for Sale, please hurry and send me your shipping address.
I'm losing my freaking mind.